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Post by «42»Timmn32884 on May 30, 2006 16:10:50 GMT -5
So for lunch I ordered a chicken sandwhich at McDonald's like I usually do every monday. It arrived all messed up like usual, buns out of place, lettuce off the bun...Something caught my eye though, what I saw i'll never forget......
A burnt maggot stuck to that piece of lettuce!!
I almost threw up right there because I came so close to eating it. I don't believe in lawsuits but this is Mcdonalds, I think they could afford it. So I made a visit to a local lawyer but sadly I don't have any case. She told me I would of had to eat the thing in order to press charges.
O well, guess i'm not getting rich anytime soon and that is definetly the last time I eat there.
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Post by »42«°ÊvïLKyLê on May 30, 2006 16:26:44 GMT -5
lol I woulda eaten it in front of the lawyer and said ok now where do I sign up for getting rich
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Post by °42°BurningFlesh on May 30, 2006 17:45:59 GMT -5
Ba ba ba, I'm lovin it
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Post by º42ºWøwbâggër on May 31, 2006 6:46:46 GMT -5
You know what I always say... Eat an ugly maggot today and leave the world that much less ugly.
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